Drunk Texts Funny Quotes & Sayings

Truffaut loved Hitchcock. — Noah Baumbach

I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method. — James Thurber

Neither imagine that you are false, nor lash yourself, for both may be forms of self-indulgence. — Idries Shah

Nice work,' Nico said.
Lou Ellen blushed. 'Well, it's the only pig ball I have. So don't ask for an encore. — Rick Riordan

People say that being kicked out of Metallica is what drove me to be better and faster in Megadeth, but i was faster and better than Metallica when i was in Metallica — Dave Mustaine

The man is definitely Tucker, I'd recognise that butt anywhere. — Cynthia Hand

And you probably remember all of those papers and documents that they had published in the newspapers. And, you know, when you look at that, it really was their own little jihad that they had going. It just wasn't taken very seriously then. — Patty Hearst

Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child's death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections. — Ezekiel Emanuel