Dreesen Law Quotes & Sayings

Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction. — Dashiell Hammett

Be an aggregator, not an aggravator. — Robert J. Braathe

Laws were made to establish a gradation of ranks; but it was soon found that the soil of America was opposed to a territorial aristocracy. To bring that refractory land into cultivation, the constant and interested exertions of the owner himself were necessary; and when the ground was prepared, its produce was found to be insufficient to enrich a proprietor and a farmer at the same time. The land was then naturally broken up into small portions, which the proprietor cultivated for himself. Land is the basis of an aristocracy, which clings to the soil that supports it; for it is not by privileges alone, nor by birth, but by landed property handed down from generation to generation, that an aristocracy is constituted. A nation may present immense fortunes and extreme wretchedness; but unless those fortunes are territorial, there is no true aristocracy, but simply the class of the rich and that of the poor. — Alexis De Tocqueville

'Concierge' comes from the Latin for 'slave.' — Ben Elliot

I believed that I would become a counsellor to the Thembu king, — Nelson Mandela

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

Morality is what the queen expects from the hive, not from herself. — Marty Rubin

It's weird ... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? — Mitch Hedberg