Dr Seuss Parody Quotes & Sayings

I experience true freedom when I accept, understand, and move on from the conditioning of the past. — Deepak Chopra

I believe," I say slowly, "that everyone you meet leaves an imprint on you. By the end of your life, that imprint has shaped who you are what life you've lived. — Anonymous

This song of the waters is audible to every ear, but there is other music in these hills, by no means audible to all ... On a still night, when the campfire is low and the Pleiades have climbed over rimrocks, sit quietly and listen ... and think hard of everything you have seen and tried to understand. Then you may hear it - a vast pulsing harmony - its score inscribed on a thousand hills, its notes the lives and deaths of plants and animals, its rhythms spanning the seconds and the centuries. — Aldo Leopold

As far as I am concerned I would rather spend the rest of my life in prison than marry again. — George Sand

Behaviour that's admired
is the path to power among people everywhere. — Seamus Heaney

Being Southerners, it was a source of shame to some members of the family that we had no recorded ancestors on either side of the Battle of Hastings. — Harper Lee

True perfection in all things is no longer known or prized - you must write music that is either so simple a coachman could sing it, or so unintelligble that audiences like it simply because no sane person could understand it. — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'd been around women who put me down, made me feel bad, or said things to fuel my insecurity. — Michael Bergin

Oh dear, I never realized what a terrible lot of explaining one has to do in a murder! — Agatha Christie

The U.S. Olympic spirit award is an award that is given to an athlete who embodies the Olympic spirit in more ways than just on the playing field, in showing incredible perseverance, in overcoming obstacles, and what we wanted to do is have everybody can vote on-line. — Brian Boitano

Don't think about it. Do it. Don't talk about it. Do it. — Henry Rollins

Somehow, despite her politics and smarts, she had become a wife, and wives, as we all know, are invisible. The midnight elves of marriage. The house in the country, the apartment in the city, the taxes, the dog, all were her concern: he had no idea what she did with her time. It would have been compounded with children; thank goodness for childlessness, then. — Lauren Groff