Dorsets San Marcos Quotes & Sayings

Where did you learn to ride anyway? Disasters-R-Us? (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The greatest mistake we can make is allowing the guilt of what we haven't yet achieved consume us. — Orly Wahba

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke. — Jimmy Buffett

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid! — Lyndon B. Johnson

Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier. — Roy Station

Optimism is a self-fulfilling prophecy. — Jeannette Walls

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker. — Richard Armour

When you burn a bridge, you have to be prepared to live with some ashes. — Chris Coppernoll

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? — Steven Wright