Dorkus Malorkus Quotes & Sayings

Losing a chunk of your memory is a tricky thing, a deep-sea quake triggering shifts and upheavals too far distant from the epicenter to be easily predictable. — Tana French

Meditation, perhaps, is the only alchemy that can transform a beggar into an emperor. — Rajneesh

Beta testing is a symptom of weak testing practices and poor communication with customers. — Kent Beck

It is what you think, not what you achieve, that makes you happy. — Debasish Mridha

I enjoyed reading and learning at school, and at university I enjoyed extending my reading and learning. Once I left Cambridge, I went to Yale as a fellow. I spent two years there. After that, George Gale made me literary editor of 'The Spectator.' — Peter Ackroyd

Because sometimes you have no control over life and it keeps you far away from who you love. — Aleksandar Hemon

I walked away exhilarated by my success, because there's nothing like making a difference in someone's life, even if that difference is a lifetime of nightmares and a fortune in therapy bills. — Marilyn Manson

I think parents should be able to teach their kids what their faith says, what science says. — Marco Rubio

There is no reason at all why there aren't enough people to guard New Orleans and to help stabilise Baghdad. — Christopher Hitchens

We dread the future only when we are not sure we can kill ourselves when we want to. — Emil Cioran

The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did! — Susan Ward