Dollerupper Quotes & Sayings

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. — Groucho Marx

They're not vegetarians because they love cows and pigs, it's because they love attention. — Adam Carolla

If you're not a thorn in somebody's side, you aren't doing Christianity right. — Mother Angelica

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head. — Carl Hiaasen

It was the irrepressible Twi'lek who finally said what they were all thinking but didn't have the courage to bring up. You know you both naked, right? — Drew Karpyshyn

When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living. — Plutarch