Dogshit Sandwich Quotes & Sayings

He was even nicer to look at in the sunshine. Raven hair, sky blue eyes, and full lips. Sexy. — S.C. Wynne

I used to do impersonations: Harry Butler in the wild, or I'd do Gough Whitlam. — David Wenham

I think the ideal situation for a family is to be completely incestuous. — William S. Burroughs

I think if we don't stop kissing, the world is going to explode. — Jandy Nelson

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. — Tracy Morgan

I think it's silly for anyone to think you could write under the influence, but if they'd like to think that, I'd like to keep the legend alive. Maybe I was under the influence when I wrote Jesus' Son and I just didn't know it. — Denis Johnson

There are few of us that are not rather ashamed of our sins and follies as we look out on the blessed morning sunlight, which comes to us like a bright-winged angel beckoning us to quit the old path of vanity that stretches its dreary length behind us. — George Eliot

Yes, it sucked getting dumped. But wasn't it better to just be brutally honest? To admit that your feeling for someone is never going to be powerful enough to justify taking up any more of their time? I was doing him a favor, really. Freeing him up for a better opportunity. In fact, I was a practically a saint, if you really thought about it. Exactly. — Sarah Dessen

I can assure you, if we pull this off, we'll all be celebrating just like we always do. — Chad Knaus

This wife you have, Bird said at last, deeply contemplative, did you pay a great deal for her?
She cost me almost everything I had, he said, with a wry tone that made the others laugh. But worth it. — Diana Gabaldon

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. — George Carlin

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. — Mignon McLaughlin

A wise man does not trust all his eggs to one basket. — Miguel De Cervantes

Other duties become pressing and absorbing and crowd our prayer. "Choked to death" would be the coroner's verdict in many cases of dead praying if an inquest could be secured on this dire, spiritual calamity. — Edward McKendree Bounds

Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! — Sherrilyn Kenyon