Dogbert Consults Quotes & Sayings

It's one of the things that looks good written down, but the reality is that you think about the pieces you're doing and try to bear in mind everyone in the audience. — Matthew Bourne

Human models are more vivid and more persuasive than explicit moral commands. — Daniel J. Boorstin

On a pure entertainment level, if I'm going to choose to listen to a presidential candidate speak on a Saturday night, it's going to be Donald Trump over Bernie Sanders by a landslide! — Jerrod Carmichael

We're all colored, or you wouldn't be able to see anyone. — Captain Beefheart

If you only have brains on your head you would be as good a man as any of them, and a better man than some of them. Brains are the only things worth having in this world, no matter whether one is a crow or a man. — L. Frank Baum