Dog Fire Hydrant Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

At the age of twenty, having published nothing and having had little guidance in my reading, I decided that I wanted to write. — David Bergen

I don't tend to do a whole Instagram theme. I like to capture the moment in front of me and make it look as good as possible! — Connor Franta

Without even thinking about it, I sent Callum an image of a dog hiking his leg at a fire hydrant. And then one of a rebel flag from the Revolutionary War.
Callum didn't respond in my head, but I knew he'd gotten the message, because he met me at the front door, and the first thing he said, with a single arch of his eyebrow, was, "Don't tread on you?"
"More like 'don't metaphorically pee on my brainwaves,' but it's the same sentiment, really."
"Vulgarity does not become you, Bryn."
"Are you going to lecture, or are we going to run?"
He sighed, but I didn't need a bond with the pack to see that he was thinking that I had always, always been a difficult child. And then, just in case that point wasn't clear, he verbalized it. "You have always, always been a difficult child."
I smiled sweetly. "I try. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

I think my health is probably fine. Let's be honest, you never know what could happen to somebody, but I think I'm in very good shape right now. — Newt Gingrich

True Christianity is not a program of self-improvement; it's an acknowledgment that something more than self-improvement is needed. — Elyse M. Fitzpatrick

Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show. — Bob Beckel

Why, a moral truth is a hollow tooth Which must be propped with gold. — Edgar Lee Masters

He's just not that into you if he is a sociopath. — Coco J. Ginger

The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog. Once I took him for a walk down to the store. It was just like taking a stuffed dog for a walk. I tied him up to a stuffed fire hydrant and he pissed on it, but it was only stuffed piss. — Richard Brautigan

over the years I have cultivated a unique relationship with failure. I invite it. I survive it. I appreciate it. And then I mug the shit out of it. — Scott Adams

A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it. — Frank Miller

Goodness is not in the backyard of the individual nor in the open field of the collective; goodness flowers only in freedom from both. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

I don't want to get myself in trouble - and I don't think I'm super important or anything - but I think it's so funny that when you look at the business and the way that people make decisions in their lives, whether they're in art or music or they're in industry, they forget that being unique is the answer. — Justin Vernon

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson