Disick Quotes & Sayings

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible. — Scott Disick

I gotta learn to rap. — Scott Disick

I could puke on myself and still be good looking. — Scott Disick

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice. — Scott Disick

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants! — Scott Disick

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men! — Scott Disick

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me. — Scott Disick

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit. — Scott Disick

Balls in general are not a good looking item. — Scott Disick

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty! — Scott Disick

Who doesn't have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka. — Scott Disick

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country. — Scott Disick

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit? — Scott Disick

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent. — Scott Disick

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone — Scott Disick

Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie! — Scott Disick

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. — Scott Disick