Disbelieve Gifs Quotes & Sayings

After fifteen years of making my living in stand-up, The Sarah Silverman Program has been a lesson in collaboration. Rob, Dan, and I live by the mantra "Whoever is most passionate." If I was mentoring someone, that's the Shandling-esque advice I would proffer: Find people you really respect and trust, and then at each decision, heed the most passionate voice. I love that because it eliminates nearly all struggle. And when you're doing a show that's mostly about farts, penises, and vaginas, there should be as little struggle as possible. — Sarah Silverman

Remember that the basic rule of vocabulary is to use the first word that comes to your mind, if it is appropriate and colourful. If you hesitate, and cogitate, you will come up with another word...but it probably won't be as good as your first one, or as close to what you really mean. — Stephen King

Will Smith is one of my favorite actors, and he's also a triple threat. He successfully crossed over from music into acting. Also, I liked 'I Am Legend' because it was so unexpected. The movie wasn't what I thought it'd turn out to be. — Kat Graham

Surfing is attitude dancing. — Gerry Lopez

Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines. — Jonathan Brandis

For the Supreme Court, the right for everyone to say 'I do' is where the story ends, but for artists, it's where the story just starts to get interesting. — Stacey D'Erasmo

'Top Model' is pretty good, because it gives these girls an opportunity to chase their passion and possibly get a contract. — Erik Estrada

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends? — Barbara Park

That's life again. We can't decide what we like. — Irina Slutskaya

From the beginning, the Continental Congress had official chaplains, prayers, and days of fasting and Thanksgiving. When sessions opened in 1774, fear was voiced that the religious diversity of the country would make it hard to choose a form of worship. — M. Stanton Evans

My father provided; he gathered things to himself and let them fall upon the world; my clothes, my food, my luxurious hopes had fallen to me from him, and for the first time his death seemed, even at its immense stellar remove of impossibility, a grave and dreadful threat. — John Updike

MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they'd never make it back alive. — Emma Chase

There's no better policy in a society then pursuing a health and safety of its people. — Ralph Nader

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. — Jimmy Kimmel