Dirty Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? — James Patterson

In the white light of eternity, there is only eternity. — Frederick Lenz

I got a house full of Rembrandts and priceless art, and all the little girls they wanna tear me apart. — Bruce Springsteen

It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity. — George Bernard Shaw

There was, he knew, within him, hidden deep and far away, a great slumbering turbulence he could neither understand nor reach, a turbulence that was also a void, the business of unfinished things. — Richard Flanagan

For most of the millions of people who watch TED videos at the office, it's a middlebrow diversion and a source of factoids to use on your friends. Except TED thinks it's changing the world, like if 'This American Life' suddenly mistook itself for Doctors Without Borders. — Alex Pareene

He smiles and takes his index finger and presses it to my lips, leaves it there until my heart lands on Jupiter: three seconds, then removes it, and heads back into the living room. Whoa - well, that was either the dorkiest or sexiest moment of my life, and I'm voting for sexy on account of my standing here dumbstruck and giddy, wondering if he did kiss me after all. — Jandy Nelson