I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet. — Simon Rich
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert — Peter Watts