Simon Rich Quotes

I Read The Bible When I Was 12 While Studying For My Bar Mitzvah. I Was Also Reading A Lot Of Dilbert Comics At The Time, And I Guess The Two Kind Of Got Fused In My Mind. I've Always Imagined God As An Irrational, Distractible Boss. It's My Best Explanation For Our Planet.

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