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Dieting Humor Quotes By Elizabeth Jane Howard

Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Dieting Humor Quotes By K.S.R. Burns

My mother used to say you should eat like a king in the morning, a queen at noon, and a pauper at night — K.S.R. Burns

Dieting Humor Quotes By Jefferson Smith

She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet. — Jefferson Smith

Dieting Humor Quotes By David Foster Wallace

Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me. — David Foster Wallace

Dieting Humor Quotes By Rory Freedman

And when all feels hopeless, remember that you are in charge of what goes into your body, you don't answer to anyone, and you are allowed to eat anything you want. Often just knowing we can eat whatever we want is enough to keep us from eating whatever we want. We're so rebellious. — Rory Freedman

Dieting Humor Quotes By Alexander McCall Smith

Dieting was cruel; it was an abuse of human rights. Yes, that's what it was, and she should not allow herself to be manipulated in this way. She stopped herself. Thinking like that was nothing more than coming up with excuses for breaking the diet. Mma Ramotswe was made of sterner stuff than that, and so she persisted. — Alexander McCall Smith

Dieting Humor Quotes By Nicki Elson

Free drinks have no carbs. — Nicki Elson

Dieting Humor Quotes By Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

Dieting Humor Quotes By Brittany Gibbons

...the thing about dieting is that it's really horrible and boring for a longer period of time than feeling pretty in small jeans feels. That's just basic math. — Brittany Gibbons

Dieting Humor Quotes By K.S.R. Burns

People would never say, "Wow, you're so fat, how do even you fit into a chair!" But skinniness is okay to remark upon. Worse, they often add, "You're so lucky to be thin," as if thinness were an accident, as if thinness were a quality you either have or you don't. But there's nothing accidental about thinness. Nope. Not in twenty-first-century America. — K.S.R. Burns

Dieting Humor Quotes By Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. — Dave Barry

Dieting Humor Quotes By Shirley Jump

God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork. — Shirley Jump