Diastrophism Fault Quotes & Sayings

I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. — Chelsea Handler

... because commonsensically speaking, a room full of good books had to better for your health than a room with no books in it at all. — Susan Branch

Why my wife owned a shotgun, I had no idea. Or ski masks. Neither of us had ever skied. But she didn't explain and I didn't ask. Married life is weird, I felt. — Haruki Murakami

What's really interesting, though, is that some people in the Messirya are starting to see Darfuri rebels - so non-Arab, [from the] Justice and Equality Movement - have moved over into Southern Kordofan, which is supposed to be a Messirya stronghold, and started recruiting Messirya to go and fight against the Khartoum government in Darfur. Just another example of how everything in Sudan is interlinked. — Rebecca Hamilton

No hours, nor amount of labor, nor amount of money would deter me from giving the best that there was in me. — Colonel Sanders

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler

Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist. — Terry Pratchett

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players. — Mignon McLaughlin

America has entered one of its periods of historic madness, but this is the worst I can remember. — John Le Carre

Larry is back in town ... The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are. — Laurell K. Hamilton

When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money. — David Sklansky

Love is of something, and that which love desires is not that which love is or has; for no man desires that which he is or has. And love is of the beautiful, and therefore has not the beautiful. And the beautiful is the good, and therefore, in wanting and desiring the beautiful, love also wants and desires the good. — Plato

Chemical weapons are something that scares everybody. — Abdallah II Of Jordan