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Stewart Francis Quotes & Sayings

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So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world. — Stewart Francis

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Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

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I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified — Stewart Francis

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Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear. — Stewart Francis

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Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived. — Stewart Francis

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My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles ... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis

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You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks. — Stewart Francis

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets ... then it hit me — Stewart Francis

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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! — Stewart Francis

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I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice. — Stewart Francis

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I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice — Stewart Francis

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. — Stewart Francis

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My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people. — Stewart Francis

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So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world. — Stewart Francis