Diary Of A Mad Black Woman Funny Quotes & Sayings

A great ancient poet was blind. A great classical composer was deaf. Many of us are dumb. What have we to show for it? — Vera Nazarian

Must I say it, ser? You call me love, yet you refuse me, when I have most desperate need of you. Is it so wrong of me to want a knight to keep me safe? - Arianne — George R R Martin

The most damning revelation you can make about yourself is that you do not know what is interesting and what is not. — Kurt Vonnegut

It is possible to build a system that could assure you of increase on constant basis — Sunday Adelaja

Oh honestly, Whyborne, don't put up such a fuss. I swear, you men have your entire egos tied to the functioning of a few inches of flesh."
"More than a few," Griffin said with a smirk.
I buried my face in my hands and wished the mummy's curse were real and might strike me down immediately. — Jordan L. Hawk

If I watch 'Gone With the Wind,' I always find it interesting. I think, 'What's going to happen next? What's that character going to do?' But you know, you never really need to watch the films you made again. They stay inside you, always with you. — Olivia De Havilland

You cannot have a deep sympathy with both man & nature. Those qualities which bring you near to the one estrange you from the other. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Make yourself honey and the flies will devour you. — Miguel De Cervantes

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. — Colette

Life is called Samsara - it is the result of the conflicting forces acting upon us. Materialism says, "The voice of freedom is a delusion." Idealism says, "The voice that tells of bondage is but a dream." Vedanta says, "We are free and not free at the same time." That means that we are never free on the earthly plane, but ever free on the spiritual side. The Self is beyond both freedom and bondage. We are Brahman, we are immortal knowledge beyond the senses, we are Bliss Absolute. — Swami Vivekananda

Yuri Gagarin had a much more reliable and safe ship than I do. And Soviet ships were death traps. — Andy Weir

I am, at the end of the day, a guy who loves story. — Max Landis

Grauman died of heart failure in the spring of 1950, died a bachelor, aged seventy-one, and the only people at his deathbed were his doctor, his secretary for the past twenty-one years, and the publicity chief of 20th Century - Fox. Long — Otto Friedrich

I do a lot of to-dos and a lot of lists. I realized I had to make room for joy. So I added "to feel" items on my to-do list. That's something you can easily do. — Bonnie St. John