Buffy Andrews Quotes & Sayings

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse. — Buffy Andrews

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich — Buffy Andrews

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

A cliffhanger is when ... — Buffy Andrews

Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on. — Buffy Andrews

Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do. — Buffy Andrews

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection! — Buffy Andrews

I don't do math. — Buffy Andrews

Three words for a writer: Make me care. — Buffy Andrews

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak. — Buffy Andrews

I wear the writer pants in the family. — Buffy Andrews

The best kind of day is a writing day — Buffy Andrews

Show me the contract. — Buffy Andrews

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences
even if you're right. — Buffy Andrews

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ... Dang, last again. — Buffy Andrews

Writer. Another word for poor. — Buffy Andrews

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can't control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you'll survive. — Buffy Andrews

It's a great day to write a best-seller. — Buffy Andrews

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict? — Buffy Andrews

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know. — Buffy Andrews

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand. — Buffy Andrews

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens. — Buffy Andrews

What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor? — Buffy Andrews

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better. — Buffy Andrews

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away. — Buffy Andrews

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble! — Buffy Andrews

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time. — Buffy Andrews

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can't fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me. — Buffy Andrews

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric. — Buffy Andrews

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me. — Buffy Andrews

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so. — Buffy Andrews

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there! — Buffy Andrews

Good editors are priceless. — Buffy Andrews

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us. — Buffy Andrews

The power of the delete key. — Buffy Andrews

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

Climax: It's all downhill from here. — Buffy Andrews

Me to characters: talk to me people. — Buffy Andrews