Di Kita Maintindihan Quotes & Sayings

While at the University of Chicago a couple of friends and I went to dinner at some restaurant in China Town night. Oblivious to the fact that my idiocy can be heard outside of a five-foot radius, I started in with the "You been here four hour. You go now," routine. Ha ha, we all laugh because infantile racism is funny. A little while later I walked back to the bathroom, and as I went down the hall to the "Male Room," I passed this rickety open door. I peered in to see two little Chinese kids looking at me, holding their eyes wide open with their fingers (to give a Caucasian look), and saying: "Hot Dogs! Baseball! Hot Dogs! Baseball!" I laughed so hard, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom. You win this round, Chinese kids. — Tucker Max

After having edited numerous shorts, earning award nominations for it, and then 4 features edits, the director inside me is now burning to share its voice. Thriller, Horror, zany Comedy. — Kyle Cassie

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

Puberty hit me very hard, and I basically had no use for school once I discovered the guitar. — Rick Springfield

It is high time that the women of Republican America should know how much the laws that govern them are like the slave laws ofthe South ... — Harriot Kezia Hunt

Men are always lost, they are confused and afraid, thus they are more trouble than they're worth. — Sunshine O'Donnell

A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body. — Nizar Qabbani

I like being upbeat, positive, happy, enjoying family. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

There's room for everyone. There's room for pop country, for 'rock & roll' country, for stone-cold country, and everything in-between. Great music is great music. — Miranda Lambert

It's not the future I'm talking about, I'm talking about tomorrow. — John Gummer

Here we find further argument for Gotagga's supposition that the world is round. How else could all men stand higher than their brothers? — R. Scott Bakker

you need to ask yourself, "If our company isn't good enough to win, then do we need to exist at all? — Ben Horowitz

This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet. — Mark Twain