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Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigarette for afterwards. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Kiddo, I rarely get compliments. So I just decide to compliment myself instead. You should try it sometime. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

The power of the anger flowing through me, the urge to get back to Perry while I could, had raised me into another level of consciousness. In other words, I was bat-shit crazy. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

This is me trying, Perry," he said softly, the anger being drained of his face. "This is me taking my heart out of my chest and putting the bloody mess in your hands. I can't give you much more than that. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I didn't put the sword into her. I only gave her the sword.
She's the one who just put it in me. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

While I lay there in his arms, me his wife and he my husband, I realized I didn't know what the future held. But I knew it held Dex.
And that was more than good enough for me.
That was everything. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

For once, I can feel everything. Every emotion, every feeling, every sense. I've never felt so alive. How ironic. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I was head over heels in love with her. No, that didn't describe it. I was tear my fucking heart out and throw it at her, beg her to take it into hers. I was falling from the greatest heights with no safety net below. I was giving everything of my own life for hers, giving up every inch of my soul so she could wear it proudly. I was a former king on my knees in front of the queen. A jester begging for a chance. I was powerless, helpless and at her mercy. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Who can resist this handsome mug?" He stroked his broad jaw and I tried my hardest not to nod along. "Complete with rapist facial hair," I added. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Within your light, I lose the madness. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Perry Palomino, kiddo, baby - will you be my wife? — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence? I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous? — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I am Dex Foray, the only penis involved in the show. And who might you be? — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I wondered if the owners would mind if I murdered someone in their front yard. A big red-headed someone. He was so full of shit, he'd make fantastic fertilizer for their garden — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I wasn't Dex Foray. I was just this emotion that was crumbling to the floor, holding onto the doorway like it was the last thread of my humanity. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Jenn said something about taking a picture to make it last longer. I didn't need to. That moment would always be burned in my head. That moment when I knew that I was way in over my head. I was fucked. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

In an ideal world I could do hellish things to her and she'd love it but in this world I came to save Perry. No one else seemed to give a shit. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Sometimes you can foresee certain moments in your life. For me, it's usually a moment based on a lie. Cause and effect. You lie, you hide something from the world and you know one day someone will uncover the truth. And you know when that happens, it won't be pretty.
It will be ugly. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

You're the light in all this madness. You're my light. I should have been with you ... " The thought hit him as his face crumpled in amazement. "Oh God, why am I not with you?"
"Because you're an idiot," I said. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I was trying to be a better man, Perry. For you." I shifted in my seat. "Dex ... " "And I'll keep trying," he quickly said, voice low and somber. "Until I get it right. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I want you to stay with me," he said. "And that's the problem. Every time you leave me, I need you a little bit more. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

But I was Dex Foray and 'dramatic' was my middle name, along with 'The Fuckmaster' and 'Pierre — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

I love you Perry," he whispered, mouth moving in my hair. "I love you so fucking much. And I'm losing myself. I'm losing myself to you and I don't care anymore because there's never been a better feeling in the whole fucking world. I love you. So much. Too much. Always. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

You're still in love with her. She makes you want to live life. Personally, and this is just me, man, if I ever met a woman who saved me that way, I'd devote some temples to her or something. That's how the Taj Mahal got started, I'm sure. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

How pathetic this town must be to find a fuckup like me as their savior. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Poor Twatwaffle. Thank God all good llamas go to heaven. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

We were Dex and Perry and our relationship seemed to thrive on the universe being out of order. Either that or our relationship actually caused the world to turn upside down. It was hard to say. — Karina Halle

Dex Foray Quotes By Karina Halle

Honestly kiddo? You're beautiful. You use your weight as an excuse but you're just all woman. Not every woman has to look like a stripper. Or a model. Or Megan Fox. You're petite, have a tiny waist, a fantastic rack, a devastating ass ... what the hell more do you want? You should know it. Everyone else knows it ... that's why you're getting all these asinine comments. Can't you just see that it's just jealously that's ripping these people apart? — Karina Halle