Deepthroat Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing. — Al Yankovic

Xyrophobia - fear of razors. — Romilla Ready

Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits. — Samuel Butler

What is more important, the reality or the perception? I am perceived to be an important designer. It's enough for me. — Oleg Cassini

Thomas rolled his eyes. "I never said jack about me being braver than anybody. I'm just sick of hearing people's voices. Yours included."
Minho snickered. "Slinthead, when you try to be mean, it's just freaking hilarious. — James Dashner

One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them home. Do you have any idea how many years I had to wait for that? — Neil Leckman

You're going to choose your mate, as is tradition." "I'm what?" My eyebrows shoot up. "How did you think Kingmaker's only mate with supernaturals? It's not like you would meet some nice guy online, fall in love and suddenly realize he was supernatural," the fae points out. — Lizzy Ford

It would probably be wiser to nail up over the door of the new quantum theory a notice, 'Structural alterations in progress - No admittance except on business', and particularly to warn the doorkeeper to keep out prying philosophers. — Arthur Stanley Eddington

Making and faking love are entirely different. Lust is quick. Love is not. It is a more sustained, exhausting emotion even to sham! — Kavita Kane

Good leaders are always in the "act" of leading. They listen as much to others as they listen to themselves. — Maureen Chiquet

A ruin is not just something that happened long ago to someone else; its history is that of us all, the transience of power, of ideas, of all human endeavors. — George Schaller

One day, at least it seemed that fast, she just stopped wanting to be a part of anything. — Jay Asher

Brutes by their natural instinct have produced many discoveries, whereas men by discussion and the conclusions of reason have given birth to few or none. — Francis Bacon