Decapitated Water Quotes & Sayings

In quiet places, reason abounds. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that's just a second because then I feel like a psycho again. — Jonas Eriksson

You want to put the fire out first and then worry about the fire code. — Ben Bernanke

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday

We got over feminism, too. At least women did, as soon as they were hired for those high-prestige jobs that only men used to have. It turns out that work sucks. — P. J. O'Rourke

Celebrities used to be found in clusters, like oysters - and with much the same defensive mechanisms. — Barbara Walters

Night had come - night that she loved of all times, night in which the reflections in the dark pool of the mind shine more clearly than by day. — Virginia Woolf

Nik gripped his fork so tightly his knuckles turned white. His temper flared up like a beast inside him, clawing at the walls of its fleshy prison. — Quinn Anderson

A girl can't always wait for a knight in shining armor. She'd be dead long before he ever shows up, if at all. — Casey Odell

At evening when the lamp is lit,
The tired Human People sit
And doze, or turn with solemn looks
The speckled pages of their books.
Then I, the Dangerous Kitten, prowl
And in the Shadows softly growl,
And roam about the farthest floor
Where Kitten never trod before.
And, crouching in the jungle damp,
I watch the Human Hunter's camp,
Ready to spring with fearful roar
As soon as I shall hear them snore.
And then with stealthy tread I crawl
Into the dark and trackless hall,
Where 'neath the Hat-tree's shadows deep
Umbrellas fold their wings and sleep.
A cuckoo calls - and to their dens
The People climb like frightened hens,
And I'm alone - and no one cares
In Darkest Africa - downstairs. — Oliver Herford

(She catches sight of herself in the mirror. Go in fear of hyperbole) — Ann Lauterbach