Dan Meers Quotes & Sayings

My king?"

"Yes, my queen?"

"Take me home. — Melina Marchetta

Ageing is, simply and clearly, the accumulation of damage in the body. That's all that ageing is. — Aubrey De Grey

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin

Reflecting on my Autism - The processing and communication issues that I have I look at it like this I have had set cards dealt to me and I'm going play them to the best of my abilities. — Paul Isaacs

Let Nature be your teacher — William Wordsworth

I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am! — Paris Hilton

As the tragic writer rids us of what is petty and ignoble in our nature, so also the humorist rids us of what is cautious, calculating, and priggish
about half of our social conscience, indeed. Both of them permit us, in blessed moments of revelation, to soar above the common level of our lives. — Robertson Davies

The good Education of Youth has been esteemed by wise Men in all Ages, as the surest Foundation of the Happiness both of private Families and of Common-wealths. Almost all Governments have therefore made it a principal Object of their Attention, to establish and endow with proper Revenues, such Seminaries of Learning, as might supply the succeeding Age with Men qualified to serve the Publick with Honour to themselves, and to their Country. — Benjamin Franklin

His lips covered hers as he laid the gauze on her leg. Fiery pain shot through her flesh as his lips swallowed her cry, then replaced it with such amazing sensation she wanted to whimper in return. He licked her lips. He didn't steal her kiss. He didn't take it. He cajoled it from her. — Lora Leigh

I've done more impeachments than anybody else in the history of the country. — Jim Sensenbrenner

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. — Kathy Kelly

Mathematics is a field which has often been compared with chess, but differs from the latter in that it is only one's best moments that count and not one's worst. — Norbert Wiener