Dan Howell Nope Quotes & Sayings

Don't do what should not be done, and don't desire what should not be desired. Abide by this one precept, and everything else will follow. — Mencius

A good deal of so-called atheism is itself, from my point of view, theologically significant. It is the working of God in history, and judgement upon the pious. An authentic prophet can be a radical critic of spurious piety, of sham spirituality. — James Luther Adams

The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth. — Alfred North Whitehead

215. As in the stellar firmament there are sometimes two suns which determine the path of one planet, and in certain cases suns of different colours shine around a single planet, now with red light, now with green, and then simultaneously illumine and flood it with motley colours: so we modern men, owing to the complicated mechanism of our "firmament," are determined by DIFFERENT moralities; our actions shine alternately in different colours, and are seldom unequivocal - and there are often cases, also, in which our actions are MOTLEY-COLOURED. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. — Adam Carolla

Rudy Giuliani is more accomplished at cutting taxes than anyone else. — Pat Toomey

That's how it is with legends. The greater they sound, the more must've got left out. — Tim Tharp

Holy gods. He'd frozen the whole damn lake. He was THAT powerful? — Sarah J. Maas

I don't get a chance to do many of my own stunts on 'Buffy' - none of us do. We have amazing stunt people who make us all look really believable and really good. — Emma Caulfield

I want to create awareness amongst the common people of Pakistan and I generally appeal to the Pakistani people living here and abroad for help and they provide me with the necessary resources. — Abdul Sattar Edhi

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? — Steven Wright

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son. — Jon Stewart

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes. — Tori Amos