Daily Short Funny Quotes & Sayings

Enclose your heart in times of need with the steel of your determination and your strength. In doing this, all things will be bearable. — Lora Leigh

Here in Davos, it is generally assumed that there is now only one god - the market. — Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva

She's just people. We all are. Just because you're in a band doesn't mean you stop having human problems. Fame, money ... that doesn't fix those things. Those things will always find you. — Karina Halle

I'm a little bit allergic to the whole brand thing to be honest but maybe it's just happening around me and I'm not really aware of it. — Sophie Ellis-Bextor

When life is good do not take it for granted as it will pass. Be mindful, be compassionate and nurture the circumstances that find you in this good time so it will last longer. When life falls apart always remember that this too will pass. Life will have its unexpected turns. — Ajahn Brahm

Property, marriage, the law; as the bed to the river, so rule and convention to the instinct; and woe to him who tampers with the banks while the flood is flowing. — Samuel Butler

Everything in life is possible only when you set your priorities straight". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Everybody in the black community must organize, and then we decide whether we will have alliance with other people or not, but not until we are organized. — H. Rap Brown

The child you select is yours for free," he adds, "on a ninety-day trial. At which point, if you so choose, you may send him back. — Anonymous

I think the public still isn't aware of the frequency with which the cyber-attacks, as they're being called in the press, are being used by governments around the world, not just the US. — Edward Snowden

Charley is a mind-reading dog. There have been many trips in his lifetime, and often he has to be left at home. He knows we are going long before the suitcase has come out, and he paces and worries and whines and goes into a state of mild hysteria. — John Steinbeck

The truth is that the man I am was born in those moments, as I stood near the flood sticks with my face lifted to the chrismal rain. Shantaram. The better man that, slowly, and much too late, I began to be. — Gregory David Roberts