Dadgum Quotes & Sayings

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life. — Larry David

The art of statesmanship is to foresee the inevitable and to expedite its occurrence. — Charles Maurice De Talleyrand

Love - the best cosmetics. — Gina Lollobrigida

Well, perhaps Falconer will be able to figure it out; he's usually a good judge of character. I say the sooner we reach the Heartland the better. I, for one, am eager to rid him of our 'boring' company — Nicole Sager

Since humanity came into being, man hath enjoyed himself too little: that alone, my brethren, is our original sin. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff. — Larry The Cable Guy

You have to know the past to understand the present. — Carl Sagan

I learned quickly, as I tell my graduate students now, there are no answers in the back of the book when the equipment doesn't work or the measurements look strange. — Martin Lewis Perl

This weekend on The History Channel, someone digs through old plastic junk ("It's a Dukes of Hazzard wastebasket!"), someone else tries to sell a doll head ("I used to take the heads off the bodies, and I kept the heads") . . . and Larry the Cable Guy taste-tests Tabasco sauce ("I can't feel my dadgum tongue!"). The History Channel. What the hell happened to us? Jimmy Kimmel Live4 — Donald R. Prothero

I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it — Buddy Guy

I'm accustomed to being top man. I been a bull goose catskinner for every gyppo logging operation in the Northwest and bull goose gambler all the way from Korea, was even bull goose pea weeder on that pea farm at Pendleton
so I figure if I'm bound to be a loony, then I'm bound to be a stompdown dadgum good one. — Ken Kesey