Da Jay Quotes & Sayings

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. — Johnny Vegas

Man, after all, is stupid, phenomenally stupid. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Let me twine
Mine arms about that body, where against
My grained ash an hundred times hath broke
And scarr'd the moon with splinters: here I clip
The anvil of my sword, and do contest
As hotly and as nobly with thy love
As ever in ambitious strength I did
Contend against thy valour. Know thou first,
I loved the maid I married; never man
Sigh'd truer breath; but that I see thee here,
Thou noble thing! more dances my rapt heart
Than when I first my wedded mistress saw
Bestride my threshold. — William Shakespeare

There is do much sttuborn hope in a human heart. — Albert Camus

I'm concerned about the ocean and the environment. And I love whales. — Mayim Bialik

This is a sensationally bad idea, Ash." "So you said. About twenty times now." "You remember what Marielle did to Hush?" "Maw's teeth, Corvere. When my da got tortured in the Thorn Towers of Elai, they chopped his bollocks off and fed them to the scabdogs. What's your excuse? — Jay Kristoff

I am particularly fond of [Emmanuel Mendes da Costa's] Natural History of Fossils because this treatise, more than any other work written in English, records a short episode expressing one of the grand false starts in the history of natural science and nothing can be quite so informative and instructive as a juicy mistake. — Stephen Jay Gould

I am scared, numbed from the marital wars - that deadly, deadening combat which is the opposite, the antithesis of the sharp painful struggles of lovers. Lovers fight with knives and whips, husbands and wives poisoned marshmallows, sleeping pills, and wet blankets. — Susan Sontag

He is twenty-eight years old, and to the best of his knowledge he has no ambitions. No burning ambitions, in any case, no clear idea of what building a plausible future might entail for him. — Paul Auster

I think you make mistakes, especially in your twenties, where you date guys you wouldn't even be friends with - ever. — Rashida Jones

The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do. — Jay Leno