Cute Weed Love Quotes & Sayings

Since the dawn of time, nearly every man (and I'd wager to guess most women) has, at his most visceral level, secretly desired for one thing - to be standing triumphantly atop a heaping pile of his slain enemies, holding a gigantic axe aloft while some unbelievably attractive member of whatever gender he's attracted to desperately clutches his leg like it's the last life raft on the HMS Titanic. — Ben Thompson

Only Puritans think of the Devil as the most fascinating figure in the universe. — Heywood Broun

The math of quantum mechanics and the math of general relativity, when they confront one another, they are ferocious antagonists and the equations don't work. — Brian Greene

Appearances are often deceiving. — Aesop

Just because I am increasingly bored by sabermetric arcana doesn't mean anyone else has to be; it remains good for people who like that sort of thing. — John Thorn

Everything is important, but there is a weight to these big or expected things and then there is the logistics of them and it's trying to find, while you worry about for instance the ballroom scene, how do you get 500 people to go to the loo in corsets and don't cost you an hour and how do you remember while you're organizing all that to take a breath and say, 'Well the scene is about all of that and it's about [Prince] hand on the small of [Cinderella] back as well' and we need time to do that properly as well. — Kenneth Branagh

By degrees, he joins that sorry legion of passive men who abandon their children in order to placate their second wives. — Ian McEwan

There is no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth. — Curt Flood

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. — Mo Rocca

The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity. — Jean Shepherd

You are not the happy, unthinking child you have always appeared to be, accepting everything at its face value. You are not just one of the women of the household. You are Renisenb who wants to think for herself, who wonders about other people. — Agatha Christie

Once you start recognizing your own obsessions, you know you're getting old. — Jeanette Winterson