Cute Phi Mu Quotes & Sayings

Women do not like CDs of live music. We only like the original recordings. If a song sounds different from the version we fell in love with, then it's awful. — Leslie Mann

Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work. — Evan Esar

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. — Stephen Hawking

Attosecond?" Gaston asked.
"I'm guessing it's a very, very small fraction of a second," I said.
"One quintillionth of a second," George said, without raising his head from his reader.
Jack pondered him. "Have you started memorizing random crap again to amuse yourself?"
"No, I'm connected to the wireless," George said. "I googled it. — Ilona Andrews

To be truly happy, you need a clear sense of meaning and purpose in life. — Brian Tracy

I hate clothes that look saleable. I love when they look desirable. — Geoffrey Beene