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What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch. — Patti Page

I'm very bad at watching anything. I'm bad at going to theaters; I can't watch my own stuff; I watch a lot of sports. — Steven Knight

Death is the great disruptor; it thrusts us opposite life's mirror, invites our truthful exploration, and reveals the naked truth; from which rebirth is possible and we are free to reinvent ourselves anew. — B.G. Bowers

'I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired.' 'Well,' said the tree, straightening herself up as much as she could, well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting. Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest.'And the boy did. And the tree was happy. — Shel Silverstein

Don't waste your time in the race looking back to see what the other guy is doing. It's not about the other guy. It's about what can you do. You just need to run that race as hard as you can. You need to give it everything you've got, all the time, for yourself. — Oprah Winfrey

He was their family. They were his. They were worth every cut and bruise and scream. — Nora Sakavic

There is always a reason behind actions, and there is always a reason behind the bitter or better actions we take each moment of time! No matter how bitter or better the past has been or the present is becoming, there is a reason for action! Awake and take action! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Risk is the salt and sugar of life. — Freya Stark

Life externalizes at the level of our thought. — Ernest Holmes

If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place — Benny Bellamacina

Jesus fucking shit cock sucking whore in a wicker basket — Jay McLean

Just because you're a warrior doesn't mean you can't be enticing. — Andrea Cremer

Honor is for the Lord. Who the Lord honors, and how He'll do it, is all up to Him. — Arnel Tan

And it's all kind of moving and sweet except that you're not completely there - a part of you is a few feet away, or above, thinking, — Jennifer Egan