Cryer Quotes & Sayings

I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek. — Jon Cryer

I'm kind of a contagion cryer. You know how when one person starts yawning, everyone else starts yawning too? Or when someone vomits, the smell makes you want to hurl? I'm like that, except with crying. — Nicola Yoon

Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared. — Jon Cryer

Sarcasm is lost in print. — Jon Cryer

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. — Jon Cryer

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry. — Jon Cryer

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows ... that's very rare. — Jon Cryer

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation. — Jon Cryer

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way. — Jon Cryer

I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? — Barry Cryer

There are no mistakes in life! — Oprah Winfrey

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear? — Barry Cryer

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist. — Jon Cryer

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck — Barry Cryer

On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.' — Jon Cryer

You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over. — J. B. Smoove

Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them. — Jon Cryer

What does it mean?" "Red-letter days. It's when something unexpectedly phenomenal happens." I choked on my sob. "You're my unexpectedly phenomenal, Chloe. You're my red-letter day." My — Jay McLean

Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen. (How long were you waiting for me to talk about him - be honest?) — Jon Cryer

Movies cater to what the audiences want. — Michelle Yeoh

They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom. — Barry Cryer

I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. — George Bernard Shaw

Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat. — St John Morris

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career. — Jon Cryer

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things. — Jon Cryer

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. — Jon Cryer

It is the strain of walking around the world-down the street, riding city buses and elevators, moving from place to place to place-and not knowing who might want to destroy you, who might like to fill your heart with poison, who might rob you and stab you, who might stand above you in the dark with a tarantula. — Joe Meno

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions. — Jon Cryer

Sometimes I lose my temper. — Noam Chomsky

I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be. — Jon Cryer

Crying loudly is childish, in that it reflects a belief, on the cryer's part, that someone is around to hear the noise, and come a-running to make it all better. Crying in absolute silence, as Daniel does this morning, is the mark of the mature sufferer who no longer nurses, nor is nursed by, any such comfortable delusions. — Neal Stephenson

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss. — Jon Cryer

I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them. — April Bowlby

I am in total ecstasy with where my life is now. — Wavy Gravy

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse. — Jon Cryer