Crudest Comedians Quotes & Sayings

A hero would die for his country, but he'd much rather live for it. — Aaron Sorkin

Be careful! Never show your superiors that you are superior to them. — Paulo Coelho

I think to be in exile is a curse, and you need to turn it into a blessing. You've been thrown into exile to die, really, to silence you so that your voice cannot come home. And so my whole life has been dedicated to saying, 'I will not be silenced.' — Ariel Dorfman

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

I think it would be a great challenge to work on a military game which featured a female lead character. Since female soldiers are now being allowed on the frontlines, we're actually in danger of reality overtaking games! — Rhianna Pratchett

I was invited to photograph Hollywood. They asked me what I would like to photograph. I said, Ugly men. — Imogen Cunningham

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. — Marc Maron

I'd love to cover an 'Incubus' song. I don't think anybody in a cowboy hat on a country stage has ever done that, and I'd love to be the first. — Dustin Lynch

Did you ever see a mob rush across town to do a good deed? Dave Robicheaux — James Lee Burke

He had a high opinion of his own insight, a weakness excusable in him as he was fifty, an age at which a clever man of the world of established position can hardly help taking himself rather seriously. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack. — Wendell Phillips

Oh, you young people act like old men. You have no fun. — Josephine Baker

Like it or not - and often we don't - power is a pervasive phenomenon. From midnight decisions in the Oval Office that risk the lives of young Americans to quarrels over the kitchen table, power is part of every human equation. Yes, it can be - and often is - abused, in business as in all arenas of endeavor. But it can also be used to do great good for great numbers. And as a career-building tool, the slow and steady (and subtle) amassing of power is the surest road to success. — Tom Peters

The reason we love nature is because it's fascinating and we love all the creatures, but if you watch any nature film, there's always a lesson: "the creatures are all dying and life sucks." The same is true of literature. — T.C. Boyle

I burn my neck with a fondue skewer while you watch The Cosby Show on my bed. — Merritt Tierce