Quotes & Sayings About Crocs

Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly. — Stephan Pastis

I can't help giving her the Mummy Once-Over myself, and she's one of those mothers who wears Crocs over nubbly homemade socks. (Why would you do that? Why?) — Sophie Kinsella

The only shoes that look futuristic are Crocs, but they would be terrible to use in a futuristic movie. — Olivier Theyskens

I've held onto Ugg boots. I will never graduate to Crocs, but Ugg boots are always and forever. That's my fashion stepchild. — Johnny Weir

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism. — Maddox

So you're lying to me again?" "It's a Southern tradition." "Are there any crocs in the water?" "I done told you there ain't no crocodiles around here." "What's the difference?" "Mostly the spelling, ... — Nick Wilgus

They're one of - crocs and snakes are two of my favorite animals. They're so good. — Bindi Irwin

French fries are like Crocs. You know you shouldn't, but your life is pretty much over anyway. — Jim Gaffigan

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay. — Adam Carolla

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs. — Caio Fonseca

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, haven't you heard? Half of the ten deadliest snakes in the world live in Queensland. And then there are the poisonous spiders and the jellyfish. Not to mention the crocs and the great white sharks. Another point in favor of New Zealand. Very benign place, En Zed. — Rosalind James

I hate crocs. May they please go away. — Tim Gunn

The only item that stood out was a pair of orange Crocs I bought one day when I was feeling particularly jaunty. I had a special distaste for these shoes, because I was 76 percent sure that I was dumped as a result of once wearing them. — Charles McDowell

Me no read. Look how smart me is. — Stephan Pastis

The family that catches crocs together, rocks together. The Irwin family motto. — Terri Irwin

I don't want to see crocs end up as boots, bags and belts. We're killing and consuming our wildlife icons. — Bindi Irwin

More minions!" he shouted. "Come to me!"
That couldn't be good. Another round of giant crocs and we'd be dead.
Why don't we get minions? I complained to Horus, but he didn't answer. — Rick Riordan

got a close look at Doc Jane's red Crocs, Ehlena's blue ones, and his brother's knees as the male immediately crouched down next to him. — J.R. Ward

If he wakes up, I swear I'll do anything. I'll open gates, I'll help all the paranormals, I'll
never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please. — Kiersten White

I can't imagine a more aesthetically offensive item of footwear than Crocs. That little strap! I shudder.
... I know Crocs are affordable. Well, so are Converse and lots of other brands that don't look like hooves. — Tim Gunn