Crimini Quotes & Sayings

It's true that the two halves were no longer hinged. They weren't clinging to each other, but each was a cream-colored wing with a rosy flush inside. I held one half in each hand. If I took this shell across the room or across the universe, and the other one stayed here, they'd still be two halves of a whole, and anyone would know they belonged together. — Terri Farley

When I'm competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top. — Jarod Kintz

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder. — James H. Boren

She might be curt and ungrateful, but by God she could bake. — Eowyn Ivey

(Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short — Clive James