Cremasco Custom Quotes & Sayings

Absolutely not. It's just that I kind of work for Ethan, and it will be really hard to face him if I have to hear about all of your sex-capades. — Samantha Chase

My most memorable hikes can be classified as 'Shortcuts that Backfired'. — Edward Abbey

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame. — Alton Brown

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up* — Thom Yorke

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Some things never change, suck up to the government and you get an honour. — George Osborne

Counterterrorism isn't really about the nunchakus, the guns and gadgets. It's about psychology. — Claire Danes

When I was playing with Bob Dylan in, like, 1966, I was, like, 20 years old. — Robbie Robertson

Just because I choose to question religion doesn't mean that I'm spitting in God's face; it's the opposite. I'm tired of people spitting in God's face. I'm tired of seeing these divisions over a different type of Christianity, over a different type of Islam. — Immortal Technique

Be fully present for five minutes every day. — Geneen Roth

The Highest to which people can attain is wonder; and if the prime phenomenon makes them wonder, let them be content; nothing higher can it give them, and nothing further should they seek for behind it; there is the limit. — Alan Watts

Produce in me those principles and dispositions that make Thy service perfect freedom. — Anonymous