Crazy Glue Quotes & Sayings

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair. — Demetri Martin

Having a breakdown was like breaking a vase and then gluing it back together. You could never trust yourself to handle that vase again with any surety. You couldn't put a flower in it because flowers need water and water might dissolve the glue. Am I crazy, then? — Stephen King

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

I've been told I have a tendency to stick like crazy glue. — Priya Kanaparti