Craptastic Gifts Quotes & Sayings

Pessimists see problems as stemming from stable and universal causes, thus making them less susceptible to corrective action. Optimists, in contrast, view problems as temporary and resulting from specific factors that will either change or be changed. — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind. — Duke Ellington

I had written a novel that was more of a classic linear novel, and I worked on it and worked on it for years, and it always seemed like it wouldn't catch fire. At a certain point I just scrapped it all, and I kept maybe 15 percent of it, and I wrote those parts out on note cards. — Jenny Offill

I learned nothing. Seriously, I can't tell you anything about Jews, I am a Jew, and I still deserve an F in Jewishness
I think it's Judaism
See, that's what I'm talking about. I don't know what Jews believe. Like, do Jews believe in heaven? Are we suppose to believe in that?
I don't know.
Yeah. Is there Jewish heaven? What happens when Jews die? You know? — Jesse Andrews

How many people have wanted to kill themselves, and have been content with tearing up their photograph! — Jules Renard