Brigid Berlin Quotes & Sayings

You go to a restaurant with a friend for lunch and the next table, two people are sitting opposite each other. They don't talk! All they do is look at the screens of their cell phones and show it to the person that they're with. And when people do that to me, they want me to look at pictures on their cell phone? I can't even look at little things like that. I think it is all crazy. — Brigid Berlin

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt. — Brigid Berlin

I consider myself the queen of pugs of New York City. I'm really into my dogs. Massive pugs, massive needlepoint, massive color! — Brigid Berlin

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! — Brigid Berlin

I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge. — Brigid Berlin

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google. — Brigid Berlin

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it. — Brigid Berlin

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something. — Brigid Berlin

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself. — Brigid Berlin

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin, but I will not make beds. Period. I don't care if I get into them and they're messy. I just don't care. — Brigid Berlin

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class. — Brigid Berlin

I loathe having to go out and get dressed up. I'd much rather stay home and watch CNN. — Brigid Berlin

I love the New York that was. The end for me was Studio 54. I don't go out at night anymore. — Brigid Berlin

My father was the president of the Hearst Corporation, and my parents were close friends of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, and they all had pugs. — Brigid Berlin

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair. — Brigid Berlin

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way. — Brigid Berlin