Cranky Kong Quotes & Sayings

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say. — Bill Cosby

He fucks me. It's powerful. Brutal. Hips slam into me from behind as he fills me deeply, over and over. Skin slapping noises echo through the room as he drives me into the table so hard it starts to move. I grip onto the edge of it, trying to hold on, trying to stay still, but he makes it impossible. Pain and pleasure merge inside of me, consuming me, and it doesn't take long before I start to grow numb. Tingles encompass me. My mind blanks out. Nothing exists except his cock inside of me, him on top of me, slamming into me from behind. I cry out with every deep thrust, incoherent noises, like everything inside of me is being purged. — J.M. Darhower

What is the difference between a celebrity and a not so celebrity? It's probably just one film. — Juliet Asante

I assumed that people weren't doing their best so I judged them and constantly fought being disappointed, which was easier than setting boundaries. Boundaries are hard when you want to be liked and when you are a pleaser hellbent on being easy, fun, and flexible. — Brene Brown

It had been better to have viewed him from a distance, so that his flaws were left unseen. — Alice Hoffman