Cracked Iphone Screen Quotes & Sayings

Almost every convert runs the risk of catching our civilization ... I compassionate missionary, leave China! come home and convert these Christians! — Mark Twain

You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

- What were you thinking about, child?
- I was thinking of heaven.
- It's unnecessary for you to think of heaven: there's already enough to consider about earth. Are you tired of living, you who have barely been born?
- No, but everyone prefers heaven to earth.
- Well, not I. For since heaven, as well as earth, has been made by God, you may count on encountering up there the very same evils as here below. After your death, you will not be rewarded according to your deserts, for if injustices are done you on this earth (as you will find out later by experience) there is no reason why, in the next life, you will not be further wronged. The best thing for you to do is not think of God, and since it is refused you, to make your own justice. — Comte De Lautreamont

The human egg is a Mrs. Bennet, desperate to marry off her daughters ... It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sperm must be in want of a matching strand of DNA. — Daryl Gregory

Odd cases like his intrigued me. — Julie Berry