Coyote Peterson Quotes & Sayings

Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation. — Kevin Hearne

Nay; It's nought but an' owd fossil cheese, that somebody's roll't away — Randolph Caldecott

American colleges and universities are propaganda machines — Walter Benn Michaels

And everyone saw me. Tobias saw me.
I hear footsteps. Tobias marches toward me and wrenches me to my feet.
"What the hell was that, Stiff?"
"I ... " My breath comes in a hiccup. "I didn't-"
"Get yourself together! This is pathetic."
Something within me snaps. My tears stop. Heat races through my body, driving the weakness out of me, and I smack him so hard my knuckles burn with the impact. He stares at me, one side of his face bright with blush-blood, and I stare back.
"Shut up," I say. I yank my arm from his grasp and walk out of the room. — Veronica Roth

You could say that everything the musicians have learned and known over the years, all of their technical resources, are in a dialogue with the things they are discovering every time, as if it was the first time. — Fred Frith

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

Refined policy ever has been the parent of confusion, and ever will be so as long as the world endures. Plain good intention, which is as easily discovered at the first view as fraud is surely detected at last, is of no mean force in the government of mankind. — Edmund Burke

Viewed narrowly, all life is universal hunger and an expression of energy associated with it. — Mary Ritter Beard

What appalled Schiller about these libraries was that they featured nothing off the beaten track: no tattered paperbacks; no evidence of distinctive personal interests; no tokens of long intellectual detours passionately explored. — Brian Morton

Separation is the first cause of inequality. — Katy Tackes

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police. — Finley Peter Dunne

You have become my thinking's single thought, My heart's first love: it had no love before. I love you as no love on earth is wrought, I love you now and love you evermore. — Hans Christian Andersen

I love laugh lines. It means you've had a good life. — Aerin Lauder

The Athens Olympics will be meaningful even though I cannot participate as an athlete, since I can participate in the flame relay all over the world. — Cathy Freeman