Cottarelli Spesa Quotes & Sayings

Wanna know the secret to nailing a great speech? It's simple--don't trust words. — Stephen David Hurley

I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to comedy. — Todd Solondz

I tell you, when we travel with our own band and we're on the road ... Well, I can't even believe this is work. — Jane Monheit

Impertinent children ought to be given six coats of shellac and set up in public places as a warning to others. — Alan Bradley

It's not long-term debt if the money is immediately paid back. — Roy Blunt

When statistics come in saying that only 29 percent of American women would describe themselves as feminist - and only 42 percent of British women - I used to think, What do you think feminism IS, ladies? What part of 'liberation for women' is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? 'Vogue' by Madonna? Jeans? Did all that good shit GET ON YOUR NERVES? Or were you just DRUNK AT THE TIME OF SURVEY? — Caitlin Moran

Refinement is the delicate aroma of Christianity. — Charlotte Mary Yonge

Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one! — Mike Myers

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. — Lewis Black

We're all, in one way or another, the architects of the folly we now find ourselves in. — Mark T. Barnes

I have to learn to find that inner core of strength that I am definitely made up of and stretch it into areas where I don't always use it. — Jodie Andrefski

Books are yours,
Within whose silent chambers treasure lies
Preserved from age to age; more precious far
Than that accumulated store of gold
And orient gems, which, for a day of need,
The Sultan hides deep in ancestral tombs.
These hoards of truth you can unlock at will: — William Wordsworth

It's too much show business and too much prompting, too much artificiality, and not really debates. They're rehearsed appearances. — George H. W. Bush

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976. — Cathy Guisewite