Corky Romano Funny Quotes & Sayings

I feel sorry for her, but I don't like people I've got to feel sorry for. — Margaret Mitchell

A good solid bit of work lasts. — George Eliot

Set a high standard on how you treat women. Whether they appreciate it or not, don't lower your own standards of behavior. — Steve Maraboli

When youth begins to pass, fun isn't fun any longer. — Agatha Christie

The perpetual tendency of the race of man to increase beyond the means of subsistence is one of the general laws of animated nature, which we can have no reason to expect to change. — Thomas Malthus

We are all hydrogen's diaspora. — John Zande

At the same time they both caught sight of a third curly flourish on a tree-trunk right in front of them, but it was terribly high up, at least three feet above the ground.
"That's it, I'm sure," said Sniff, stretching himself. "I must be taller than I thought! — Tove Jansson

I will say again that I have never, and would never, harm a child. It sickens me that people have written untrue things about me. — Michael Jackson

"I am appalled at the prospect of using water as a vehicle for drugs. Fluoride is a corrosive poison that will produce serious effect on a long-range basis. Any attempt to use the water this way is deplorable." Charles Gordon Heyd, M.D., Past President, American Medical Association. — Charles Bernhard Heyd

And right is a lid you put on something and some of the things under the lid look just like some of the things not under the lid, and there never was any notion of what was right if you put it down on folks in general that a lot of them didn't start squalling because they just couldn't do any human business under that kind of right. — Robert Penn Warren

Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing about that was, if you're too good too much of the time, people start to forget about you. You're not a problem, so people can strike you off their list of things to worry about. Nobody makes a fuss over you. They make a fuss over the bad girls. — Lev Grossman

I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me. — Eric Stonestreet

There is no marriage without engagement — Evan Wolfson

I laughed. 'You almighty Andalites. There is no limit to your arrogance, is there? Well, let me tell you something: we may be simple people. But we don't use biology to invent monsters. And we don't enslave other species. And we don't unleash a plague of parasites on the galaxy, endangering every other free species, and then go swaggering around like the lords of the universe. No, we're too simple for that. We're too stupid to lie and manipulate. We're too stupid to be ruthless. We're too stupid to know how to build powerful weapons designed to annihilate our enemies. Until you came, Andalite, we were too stupid to know how to kill.' -Dak Hamee — Katherine Applegate