Confiscatory Def Quotes & Sayings

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A genius could be anybody that he wants, but ingenious is always one person at that time. — Matthew McConaughey

For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails ... and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.
- Anonymous Curse on Book Theives from the Monaster of San Pedro, Barcelona, Spain — Anatole Broyard

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this. — Maya Rudolph

I'd take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I don't know what Bieber's problem is. His career is over in three years anyway. — Peter Mensch

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings. — Zach Galifianakis

As though I had been flat water and now I was carbonated. — Anna Quindlen

Theater is about language, so characters have to define themselves through language for an audience. — Jason Moore