Conceptualizations Videos Quotes & Sayings

My stand-up act is very clean. — Carol Leifer

Jesus, it's the beloved day we call Christmas Eve, the date we've set aside to remember and reflect upon your nativity. Luke took so much care to fix your birthday in the context of real history and a real world, but whether or not you were born anywhere close to December 25 is not important at all. That you were born - that you actually came from eternity into time and space - that's what's important, Jesus. I sing to you today with all the passion and delight I can possibly muster, "Born that man (including me) no more may die, born to raise the sons of earth (including me), born to give them (including me) second birth." For the certainty of your birth, and therefore my rebirth, I give you great praise. — Scotty Smith

For me, as a beginning novelist, all other living writers form a control group for whom the world is a placebo. — Nicholson Baker

I've confessed to everything and I's liked to be hanged. Now, if you please — Franny Billingsley

On his contract negotiations with the Devils: It's beyond money at this point. They're not even treating him as a member of their family, unless it's a dysfunctional family. — Kurt Overhardt

Writers are born, not created. — Tim Campbell

Teach thy tongue to say 'I do not know', and thou shalt progress. — Maimonides

As the master creators on this planet, we can improve conditions for all and learn greater respect for others. — Bryant McGill

The people of the FBI sacrifice much for their country, and I am proud to lead this organization of dedicated agents, analysts, and professional staff. — James Comey

I keep lists of names of people that I have met, a list of things to do day by day as well as a log of how my time is consumed throughout the day. It's a very important part of my personal discipline. — Bob Graham

Seeing then that truth consisteth in the right ordering of names in our affirmations, a man that seeketh precise truth, had need to remember what every name he uses stands for; and to place it accordingly; or else he will find himself entangled in words, as a bird in lime-twigs; the more he struggles, the more belimed. — Thomas Hobbes

The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit; and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness. — James Gates Percival

I had no more need of God than He had of me, and if there were one, I often said to myself, I would meet Him calmly and spit in His face. — Henry Miller

No one wants to watch the beast as it slowly approaches, its glistening jaws snapping and its head lowered and stomach growling. — H.D. Gordon

You're not imposing on me. I don't mind."
"I'd really rather not bother you. Really. I'll just see you tonight."
"Get dressed. Be ready. I'll be there in ten."
With that, he hangs up, giving me no choice in the matter. — M. Leighton