Comical Conservative Quotes & Sayings

There are some circumstances in which the First Amendment interest comes up against another interest that is really important and in which we have to make a decision in a particular case as to which is more important. — Floyd Abrams

The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. — Kurt Vonnegut

The debate is over. The scientific community has spoken in a virtually unanimous voice. Climate change is real. It is caused by human activity ... — Bernie Sanders

I often think it's comical
How Nature always does contrive
That every boy and every gal
That's born into the world alive
Is either a little Liberal
Or else a little Conservative! — W.S. Gilbert

As a young man, Dickens worked as a reporter in the House of Commons and hated it. He felt that all politicians spoke with the same voice. — Claire Tomalin

Love reveals its insanity by its refusal to acknowledge the inherent NORMALITY of the loved one — Alain De Botton

Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane. — Tamora Pierce

Pay off your debt first. Freedom from debt is worth more than any amount you can earn. — Mark Cuban

In the name of the Fathers, and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, here goes-I mean Amen. — C.S. Lewis

I think your body is just a little bit stronger after pregnancy. — Paula Radcliffe

The function of the Short Story is to be interesting, to convey vivid impressions, an therefore it must, to a degree, work with the evident and superficial thing — Henry Seidel Canby

He needs to be willing to fight for me dad, but he doesn't want to."

"I think he's doing enough fighting for other people, Sum, maybe he needs someone to fight for him — Chantal Fernando

If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it. — Andy Kaufman