Comic Strip Mama Quotes & Sayings

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse

I'd rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none. — Tanya Masse

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't! — Tanya Masse

MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it's still hot and peeing alone. — Tanya Masse

A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather. — Tanya Masse

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others. — Tanya Masse

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity! — Tanya Masse

You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff! — Tanya Masse

You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME! — Tanya Masse

I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY! — Tanya Masse

We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama — Tanya Masse

You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR. — Tanya Masse

What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me. — Tanya Masse

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB! — Tanya Masse

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE. — Tanya Masse

Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be. — Tanya Masse

The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of everything ... They just drink WINE. — Tanya Masse

Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way. — Tanya Masse

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does. — Tanya Masse

You have two choices ... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you! — Tanya Masse

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE! — Tanya Masse

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary! — Tanya Masse

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO. — Tanya Masse

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB! — Tanya Masse

A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! — Tanya Masse

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this ...
Don't take life WAY too seriously. — Tanya Masse

WINE. Because...KIDS! — Tanya Masse

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted. — Tanya Masse

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

I take great comfort in believing that life doesn't end, it just changes. Our bodies are pure energy. Energy doesn't die, it transforms. I believe that when we die, we simply change from our human form to our spiritual form and we continue to love, guide and protect the ones we love on earth, as much as our energy will allow. It is the only logical explanation that makes perfect sense. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama — Tanya Masse