Comedic Romance Quotes & Sayings

I'm an English boy. I played a lot of sports growing up, but I never had any kind of workout regimen. — Stephen Moyer

Open a magazine from the 1930s and '40s and look at the illustrations in it. There's nobody alive that could touch the way they could draw back then. — John Kricfalusi

She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's mating season."
"Oh, wouldn't it be just my horrible luck to fall on a horny bear? — Vonnie Davis

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

The role of CO2 is not nearly as clear as the climate catastrophists would suggest. — Tony Abbott

If you're not comfortable with a strong woman you're not comfortable with your own feminine instincts. You're not comfortable, period. You're going to be threatened by everything that's not exactly like you are ... and that is the measure any man. — Madonna Ciccone

He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.
She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes with that thing. "You...you startled me when you grabbed me like that."
"Well, ye needna be afraid now. I couldna molest ya, even if I wanted to, which I dinna.I'm betting foreplay with ye would be like grabbing hold of an electrical wire while sitting in a tub of water." He groaned and cussed some more. "Hell, I bet yer vagina is lined with shark's teeth. — Vonnie Davis

My room is much better than Axel's and that's what counts, right?" "That's right," Dad said. "Hey!" Axel said. — Aileen Erin

I feel like I don't have a lot of time left. — Maurice Sendak

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker. — Vonnie Davis

The word 'experienced' often refers to someone who's gotten away with doing the wrong thing more frequently than you have. — Laurence Gonzales

Words are important for the mind, but the notes are for the soul. — Gil Scott-Heron

Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a woman was if she dropped from the feckin' sky.He groaned and downed his first cup of coffee. Him and his big whisky loosened tongue. — Vonnie Davis

You might have a favorite band and really dislike one of the records. That's fine. — Jakob Dylan

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass? — Vonnie Davis

Look!" She pointed, a smile on her face. "Wild pigs!"
"They have razor-sharp tusks, so don't try to hug one. — Pamela Clare