Comdey Quotes & Sayings

There is a very, narrow, thinness of line between the living and the dead; actually, it's just a lack of a heartbeat away. — Wes Adamson

Imagine a place where the dead rest on shelves like books. — Victoria Schwab

But when you work with the director and the real person who is playing opposite you, it changes everything. You are almost in a working session. I was very comfortable, and that's maybe what helped me to get the part. — Olivier Martinez

In which year did a Harvard sculler last outrow an Oxford man at Henley?" Langdon had no idea, but he could imagine only one reason the question had been asked. "Surely such a travesty has never occurred. — Dan Brown

One real thing is closer to God than all the diagrams in the world — Robert Farrar Capon

The joy of her smiles and laughs seemed, to Mister Sun, to be in her genuine surprise at their arrival, as if strong emotions traveled some miles to get here and showed up without warning. — Warren Ellis

Mama, David asked me to marry him. I said yes."
"I see."
"That's it? That's all you have to say?"
"I'm not finished." Tereza tugged Pilar's hand under the desk light, examined the ring, the stones.
She, too, recognized symbols. And valued such things.
"He gave you a family to wear on your hand."
"Yes. His and mine. Ours. — Nora Roberts

Ridcully sighed.
'All right, you fellows,' he said. 'No magic at Table, you know the rules. Who's playing silly buggers?'
The other senior wizards stared at him.
'I, I, I don't think we can play it any more,' said the Bursar, who at the moment was only occasionally bouncing off the sides of sanity, 'I, I, I think we lost some of the pieces ... — Terry Pratchett

Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning. — Max Brooks

Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!"
"At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me! — Colleen Houck

Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one. — Jean De La Fontaine

An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh. — Desi Arnaz

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips